The Home of Gaming

Log in

I forgot my password

Latest topics

» need someone to do some titles for me
Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:52 pm by Daivv

» LSG's Song of The Week
Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:43 pm by Daivv

» XBL GT/PS3 PSN LIST!
Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:44 pm by Daivv

» New Forum? READ!!!
Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:17 pm by Daivv

» Sniping in Black Ops
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:59 pm by ZOMG KITTEH!

» Minecraft Build-Off
Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:58 pm by v TiM

» Awesome Editing
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:46 pm by Hazzaaa

» OMG MUST SEE!!!!!
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:44 pm by ZOMG KITTEH!

» HD PVR Sound
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:19 am by CombatArmy

Poll

Favourite Internet Browser?
0% 0% [ 0 ]
13% 13% [ 1 ]
50% 50% [ 4 ]
25% 25% [ 2 ]
13% 13% [ 1 ]
0% 0% [ 0 ]

Total Votes : 8


    Chuck Norris Facts

    Share
    avatar
    Daniel McA
    Member
    Member

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-07-11
    Age : 24
    Location : Glasgow, Scotland

    Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Daniel McA on Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:53 pm

    What are the best Chuck Norris facts that you have heard?

    My favourites have to be . . .

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

    Some people wear Superman pyjama. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
    avatar
    v TiM
    .
    .

    Posts : 349
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Omagh

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by v TiM on Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:16 pm

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't move, the world does.

    It's quite funny because back a few months ago when I was at college, there was one day where everyone kept saying these jokes in class and our tutors got pure pissed off at it. They were just like "No more fucking Chuck Norris jokes right!" Then 2 minutes later someone would start pissing themselves laughing and then shout out a joke. Pity I wasn't really paying attention to them... sleep and all that...


    _________________
    Please read the forum rules to help avoid getting banned.
    ----
    All my Backgrounds HERE
    My Youtube page HERE
    ----
    Nazi Zombies Pro

    avatar
    H3LLRA153R
    .
    .

    Posts : 70
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Scotland, Glasgow

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by H3LLRA153R on Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 pm

    Bruce Lee FTW


    _________________

    ^
    Click to go to my channel
    avatar
    Daniel McA
    Member
    Member

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-07-11
    Age : 24
    Location : Glasgow, Scotland

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Daniel McA on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:07 pm

    H3LLRA153R wrote:Bruce Lee FTW
    Josh, you truly are what my avatar said a little while ago Very Happy
    avatar
    H3LLRA153R
    .
    .

    Posts : 70
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Scotland, Glasgow

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by H3LLRA153R on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:08 pm

    I am pwned? Na I don't think so Razz. I love you too


    _________________

    ^
    Click to go to my channel
    avatar
    Daniel McA
    Member
    Member

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-07-11
    Age : 24
    Location : Glasgow, Scotland

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Daniel McA on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:09 pm

    No no, its against the damn rules for me to say Sad
    avatar
    v TiM
    .
    .

    Posts : 349
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Omagh

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by v TiM on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:44 pm

    Daniel McA wrote:No no, its against the damn rules for me to say Sad

    ROFL at your signature. Epic Win! Very Happy


    _________________
    Please read the forum rules to help avoid getting banned.
    ----
    All my Backgrounds HERE
    My Youtube page HERE
    ----
    Nazi Zombies Pro

    avatar
    Hazzaaa
    Apprentice
    Apprentice

    Posts : 250
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Location : UK

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Hazzaaa on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:10 am

    Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile
    avatar
    H3LLRA153R
    .
    .

    Posts : 70
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Scotland, Glasgow

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by H3LLRA153R on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:11 am

    Hazzaaa wrote:Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile

    Do you not mean Chuck Norris can divide by zero?


    _________________

    ^
    Click to go to my channel
    avatar
    Hazzaaa
    Apprentice
    Apprentice

    Posts : 250
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Location : UK

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Hazzaaa on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:13 am

    H3LLRA153R wrote:
    Hazzaaa wrote:Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile

    Do you not mean Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
    Sorry, thats what i ment Razz
    avatar
    GageSNIPE
    .
    .

    Posts : 221
    Join date : 2010-07-10
    Age : 22
    Location : California

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by GageSNIPE on Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:45 am

    When Arnold says I'll be back in the first terminator it's implied that he's going to ask chuck norris.

    WeExceeded
    Newcomer
    Newcomer

    Posts : 3
    Join date : 2010-07-11

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by WeExceeded on Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:18 am

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Very Happy
    avatar
    Moose Rawr
    Full Member
    Full Member

    Posts : 102
    Join date : 2010-07-12
    Age : 21
    Location : Brisbane Australia.

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Moose Rawr on Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:05 am

    Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms pirat

    Sponsored content

    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:51 pm