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    Post by Daniel McA on Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:32 pm

    Anyone got any good jokes Very Happy
    Heres one . . .

    A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to him 'Why the long face?'

    Don't diss the joke, its the best I can think of the now Razz
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Matt770 on Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:33 pm

    Women's rights. Sorry I had to xD.
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Hazzaaa on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:19 am

    There is to be a new cookery program where women have to prepare nice food to avoid receiving a beating.

    It's called: Can't Cook, Right Hook.

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by GageSNIPE on Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:42 am

    Okay so a cowboy walks into a bar.
    ouch.
    ;D im so hilarious
    *sarcasm*
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Daniel McA on Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:59 pm

    How do you cut the sea ?
    A See-saw.
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Moose Rawr on Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:43 pm

    Im not racist! I just heard this on Grand Torino and laughed so hard..

    "A jew, a mexican and a black man walk into a texas bar.. The bartender says GTFO!"

    cheers Moose.

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    Re: Jokes

    Post by G4ZEDO on Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:08 pm

    Why shouldn't women be allowed to drive?

    There is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Daivv on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:23 pm

    How to keep an American in suspense?
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Daivv on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:25 pm

    I do have initiative, I just need to be told when to use it.
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Daivv on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:27 pm

    A religious person came up to me the other day and asked if I believed in evolution. I replied 'Of course! How else would Charmander become Charizard?'
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    Post by v TiM on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:44 pm

    Daivv wrote:A religious person came up to me the other day and asked if I believed in evolution. I replied 'Of course! How else would Charmander become Charizard?'

    That made my day, thank you Very Happy


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    Post by iHave Reaperz on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:59 pm

    Daivv wrote:A religious person came up to me the other day and asked if I believed in evolution. I replied 'Of course! How else would Charmander become Charizard?'

    You forgot about chameleon. Very Happy
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    Post by Daivv on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:11 am

    iHave Reaperz wrote:
    Daivv wrote:A religious person came up to me the other day and asked if I believed in evolution. I replied 'Of course! How else would Charmander become Charizard?'

    You forgot about chameleon. Very Happy

    Meh, I always prefered the Venusaur evolution chain anyway. 1st Gen Pokemon FTW Very Happy
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    Post by Hazzaaa on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:43 am

    Daivv wrote:
    iHave Reaperz wrote:
    Daivv wrote:A religious person came up to me the other day and asked if I believed in evolution. I replied 'Of course! How else would Charmander become Charizard?'

    You forgot about chameleon. Very Happy

    Meh, I always prefered the Venusaur evolution chain anyway. 1st Gen Pokemon FTW Very Happy
    I hate all the new Pokémans...

    1st gen FTW
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    Post by ZOMG KITTEH! on Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:29 am

    O_o first gen ;D
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by GageSNIPE on Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:14 am

    Matt770 wrote:Women's rights. Sorry I had to xD.
    LOL I didnt ee this the first time i posted hahahahaha

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